Khá nhiều tác phẩm cổ điển  bằng Tiếng Anh của các tác giả nổi tiếng như là Jules Verne, Hector  Malot, Jack London, Daniel Defoe... file PDF

Đầu tiên là tuyển tập Jules Verne này
20000 leagues under the sea (quá nổi luôn) -|-|-  Hai mươi vạn dặm dưới đáy biển
All around the moon
An Antarctic Mystery
From the Earth to the Moon
The Moon-Voyage
The Underground City
Around the world in 80 days -|-|- 80  ngày vòng quanh thế giới
Five weeks in a Baloon -|-|- 5  tuần trên khinh khí cầu

1- Thì Hiện tại đơn , Hiện tại tiếp diễn (Present, Present continuous)
2- Thì Hiện tại hoàn thành, Hiện tại tiếp diễn (Present perfect, Present Perfect continuous)
3- Thì Quá khứ đơn, Quá khứ tiếp diễn (Past perfect, Past Perfect continuous)
4- Thì Quá khứ hoàn thành, Quá khứ hoàn thành tiếp diễn (Past perfect, Past Perfect continuous)
5- Thì Tương lai, Tương lai tiếp diễn (Future, Future continuous)
6- Thì Tương lai hoàn thành, Tương lai hoàn thành tiếp diễn (Future perfect, Future perfect continuous)

MA, GUESS WHO I'M GOING TO MARRY
A young man excitedly tells his mother he s fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I m going to marry." The mother agrees.
The next day he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Ok, Ma. Guess which one I m going to marry." She immediately replies, "the red-head in the middle."
He was surprised that his mother was able to guess the correct woman, "How do you know?!" The mother replies, "I don t like her!"

BANTER BIT
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "I ve been insulted," she sobbed. "Your mother insulted me."
"My mother!" he exclaimed. "But she is a hundred miles away."
"I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it."
He looked stern, "I see, but where does the insult come in?"
"In the postscript," she answered. "It said: Dear Alice, don t forget to give this letter to George. "

THE GIFTS ...
Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together they discussed gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother."
The second said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
The third smiled and said, "Ha, I got you both beat. Remember how mother loved to read the Bible? And you know that she can t see very well? Well, I sent her an amazing parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took Church elders 14 years to teach him. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."
Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks:

MY THREE CHEAP SONS
The wealthy old gentleman and his wife were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary and their three grown sons joined them for dinner. The old man was rather irritated when he discovered none of the boys had bothered to bring a gift,
and after the meal, he drew them aside.
"You re all grown men," he said, "and old enough to hear this. Your mother and I have never been legally married."
"What?" gasped one of the sons. "Do you mean to say we re all bastards?"
"Yes," snapped the old man, "and cheap ones, too!"

HE HAS NO PLANS
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancee for a drink.
"So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.
"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.
"A Torah scholar. Hmmm," the father says. "Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she s accustomed to?"
"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

INHERITANCE
Two friends meet on a Miami street. One looked forlorn, and almost on the verge of tears. The other man said, "Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?"
The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars."
"That s not bad."
"Hold on, I m just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the bucket , and left me eighty-five thousand dollars."
"Sounds like you should be grateful."
"Last week my great aunt passed away. I inherited almost a
quarter of a million."

THE PROPOSAL
One evening, a young woman came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn t even believe there s a Hell."
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we ll show him just how wrong he is."

I'M DYING FROM AIDS
A son and father went to see a doctor since the father was getting very ill. The doctor told the father and son that the father was dying from cancer.
The father, who was an Irishman, turned to his son and said, "Son, even on this gloomy day, it's our tradition to drink to health as it is in death, so let s go to the pub and celebrate my demise."
Reluctantly, the son follows his father to the local pub. There, while enjoying their ale, the father sees some old friends and tells them he is dying from AIDS.

INDECENT PROPOSAL
A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "Excuse me, would you have sex with a man you didn t know for one million dollars?"
She thinks about the proposition for a minute, and then replies,"Yes, I would sleep with a man I don t know for a million dollars."
The man then asks,"Would you sleep with me for fifty cents?"
Insulted, the woman replies, "Of course not!! How could you ask me such a thing?"
The man states, "Well, we ve already established the fact that you re a whore. Now I m just haggling over the price."